Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Recipe for Disaster, A President's Day Weekend Hash

Ingredients:
  • One mom of two elementary-age boys
  • One long-distance girlfriend of mom, self described as "a non-motherly type", "cool auntie" and "crazy animal lover"
  • Two sons, ages 6 and 9
  • Two nephews, ages 7 and nearly 10
  • Two wienerdogs
Condiments, to taste:
  • One adult gay man to provide sustenance, booze and moral support
  • Two turtles and one fish of indeterminate ages
Procedure:
  1. In the dead of winter, drive two hours and place all ingredients into 4-room, one bedroom, one bathroom apartment.
  2. Sprinkle children liberally with Wii games, Pokemon cards and snacks. Set aside to marinate.
  3. Meanwhile in separate room, engage all adults in that quintessential pastime , Chatting in the Kitchen Eating Grownup Food and Drinking Grownup Drinks.
  4. Arrange wienerdogs to remain annoyingly underfoot of all adults in the kitchen until they tire of begging and burrow into their beds in a thankfully little used corner of the kitchen.
  5. Combine all ingredients and simmer over low heat for 2-4 hours.
  6. As the night winds down, warn kids of their impending bed time and send the dogs out for their final voiding ritual of the day
Surprise ingredient:
  • add: One cranky skunk awakened from hibernation by a false spring
Procedure, continued
  1. Rush very surprised and nearly blinded skunk-sprayed wienerdog into the house for an emergency sink bath
  2. Remove one adult from mixture to purchase liberal amounts of tomato juice and cheap toothpaste
  3. Manage major freak out of kids who find it somehow entertaining to run into the room, gag from the smell and run back out, thereby spreading foul odors throughout the apartment.
  4. Return adult from errand and proceed with bathing skunked dog in tomato juice.
  5. Light candles, incense and send the kids to bed
  6. Gradually become immune to the smell, think it is nearly gone, until...
  7. the next day, venture out and endure stares and wrinkly noses from passers-by.
  8. Repeat tomato juice baths, launder clothes, air out jackets and engage in other ritualistic de-skunkifying activities.
  9. Discover on the internet that such rituals are a bunch of folkloric malarkey.
  10. Wallow in skunk smell until time to separate ingredients
  11. Drive two hours home, then wash everything that went on the trip
  12. Fall into bed, review recipe and decide that it was still a resounding success.

Clear!


My good friend Tim has inspired me to break out the defibrillator paddles to revive this blogspace, which has been on hiatus since 2007. At the risk of sounding flippant about the significant life events that have happened during that time I feel the need to fast-forward us into the present by summarizing the past few years (years!) into a few bullet points.

Things that changed:
  • My relationship ended
  • I moved out of my house and into my apartment
  • I learned how to "be single"
  • I started socializing and making new friends
  • I started a new relationship
  • I started a new job
  • I own some new appliances: a washer and dryer, and a sewing machine

Things that stayed the same:
  • My kids. Oh, sure they grew up some. But they're still the same sweet little guys and they just get better with age.
  • I still like to take pictures
  • I still like to grow things
  • I still like to buy things, particularly art, craft and office supplies.
  • I still like to cut my own hair
  • I still like to cut others' hair
Now that we are up to speed, let's proceed... Charging unit to 200...

Sunday, September 09, 2007

notes on painting

1) Vinegar and hot water (about 1:4) takes wallpaper off but if you run out of vinegar you can just use the hottest water you can stand. Soak, scrape, wash.

2) Oil primed dining room today. Feeling kind of woozy.

3) Selected color for dining room: Sherwin Williams' Luxurious Red; needs the gray primer to go under it since it's such a dark color. Drat.

4) Selected color for living room: SW's Ryegrass

5) Selected color for transition areas: SW's Ivoire

6) Sarah M. suggests the Cashmere (already in office, doesn't come in quarts) or the Superpaint (forgiving, good coverage).

Friday, June 01, 2007

hey, I was on TV!

Okay, so it was only the local Fox affiliate news. Watch it anyway.

CF card Failure and recovery

Today my CF card crapped out on me. I've been getting a "CHA" error message on my camera and kind of ignoring it by pushing the CF card in a little on my D70s. Worked up until today. I shot a bunch of photos with no error message, but when I got home and tried to pull them off the card in my usual way it didn't even mount to the desktop. Disk Utility could sort of see it, but it refused to mount it or repair it.

Found out the following by googling, asking metafilter, and searching the D70s groups on Flickr. I'm blogging about it because I want to remember it next time it happens.

- Seems that the CHA error occurs because of overuse of the "trash can" icon on the camera itself. Somehow that method of deleting the photos seems to f-ck up the card. It's better to delete the photos from the card by using the camera's "Format" option.

- I bit the bullet and reformatted the card. Lo and behold, it mounted to the desktop, seemingly repaired. But empty.

- searched for some Mac CF card recovery program and found CardRaider by ECamm Network. Ran the demo and it found my missing photos. Purchased the software (only $20--a bargain!).

- Recovered all RAW files perfectly.

- Yay.

Seriously, though I'm ecstatic! I know these were just snaps of my kids, but what if it had been something really important. No doubt I would have cried about it.

Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Notes for further gardening

- I think the beds closest to the house should be for annuals and bulbs.

- I have many packets of seeds that I'm going to plant and feed with worm poop.

- Rather than chop down the junipers in front, I think they should go in the back to form part of our screen. I've read that they do well in shady, dry soil.

- I forgot that I need to get more Vaccinium (aka blueberry and related) bushes for the backyard. One more trip to the farmers market should do it for this year.

- We decided to wait on moving the cherry tree in back to the front. I read that early spring is the best time to move a tree so hopefully I'll remember by next spring.

- A good place to study up on native species for CT: is American Beauties Native Plants, located in Lebanon, CT. They even have landscape plans for creating a bird garden, a butterly garden, etc.

coming together

After some trying years, the front yard garden design has really come together. It was truly a collaborative effort: J and I, with the help of informed sources (her mom and Sara Stein), were able to create something that makes us both happy. The kids are involved, too. They see how happy we are to plant together and they want to be involved. They have their own tools and are all too eager to carry around pots of perennials and set them down on their designated places.

Purpleleaf Sandcherry


I've recently learned of one more Sara Stein book that she wrote, before her death in 2005, called Noah's Children: Restoring the Ecology of Childhood. I must read. I'll see if the library has it, or if they don't I have to see if they'll order it for me.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

So far, so good

The new worms are very happy! Yay! They’re eating like crazy and I hope they’re breeding too! I even set up a new tray for them. I’m so relieved. I was starting to think our worm colony was going to be a worm graveyard but that’s not the case. I’ve got the expandable worm tower and I’m starting to see some really nice black, rich-looking castings in the bottom. If things go well, I’ll harvest the tray in another 2-3 weeks. I read I can make compost tea with it and spray it on the lawn! WOW. I’m so excited.

I’ve also set up our outdoor compost tumbler. Yeah, I’m a little compost crazy. But something’s gotta be done with all these !@#$$ leaves! And we have no shortage of food scraps.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

New crop

Okay, so I’m still mystified over the disappearance over the first generation of worms. It was like a little lost worm city of Atlantis. I suspect that they all died off and turned into… compost.

So, I decided to get new worms. Local worms. Raised 25 minutes away from here. The farmer didn’t do pickups, or I would have driven out there, collected them and transported them home myself. I had to settle for a priority mail shipment. They came very quickly, and I dumped them right in. I also “plumped their pillows” a little bit: adding some new newspaper; spritzing some water in it to raise the moisture level (our house is very dry in the winter); and preparing their food by chopping it up and microwaving the heck out of it (5 mins on high). That last bit was a tip from the worksheet I got with the original worms. The preparation breaks down the food so it is more suitable for the microorganisms to prepare it for the worms. The idea was to acclimate the worms as fast as possible.

And acclimate they have. These “new” worms seem more vigorous, eagerly crawling out sight when I lift the lid and expose them to light. They’re crawling in and around the food, a good sign that they’re eating. And they’re crawling into the bottom-most bin, and leaving dark, rich-looking castings behind! Woo hoo!

I’m very optimistic about these new worms. Soon it’ll be warm enough to move them into the mud room, right off our kitchen so I can keep a closer eye on them. I hope they start to procreate soon, and I can prepare another tray for them to crawl up into.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Um, where have all the wormies gone?

So, remember when we got those worms? Well, now they don’t seem to be there anymore. I mean, you buy a pound of worms… that should be like, 300-500 worms or something right? And we did lose a few due to stress in the shipping. But I looked in the worm bin just the other day, after leaving them alone for a few days and now they seem to be… gone. What happened? Did they die and their worm corpses are have already decomposed? Well, they’re not TOTALLY gone. I saw a few baby worms here and there. But no adult worms. I even looked around the bin, on the table, on the floor. No worms.

There are, however, these teeny white mites, which I’m told are some of the organisms typically seen in worm bins. They aid with the decomp. So did they go to town on the adult worms? I’m confused. I checked the moisture level and gave them some food scraps and decided to leave them alone for a couple of days. Hopefully those baby worms will grow and breed and we can get the population up again.

I’m mystified.

Thursday, February 02, 2006

More foods you can eat

"Mushrooms can ward off colds They contain more of an immune-boosting antioxidant called ergothioneine than any other food, say researchers at Pennsylvania State University."

This was #4 in the 50 Mind-Blowing Food Facts I read about today.

Shame :-(

I just took the ecological footprint test at myfootprint.org. My footprint is 15 acres! By comparison to the average for my area (24 acres) it is low. But the site also said if everyone lived like me we'd need 3 1/2 planets. Better send out more space probes to look for some M-class planets out there.

They're here.

Okay, so the worms finally arrived last Friday. We set up the worm tower with bedding and fresh food scraps and then just dumped them in. The instructions said to check on them in three days. So we did. I think some of them were too stressed and didn’t make it. But most of them look pretty good and healthy. They were crawling in and out of the food, which was a good sign. It smelled a little funky; not rotten or anything. But it was definitely an earthy, humid smell. Dead worms maybe? Checked on them again yesterday and it seemed a little wet, so I added a bit of paper. And then today I added some coffee grounds and eggshells.

I read in the instructions that we should avoid citrus peels in the worm bin. Oops. There were a few citrus peels in that original handful of food. Must remember to put those only in the outside compost.

I think I’m going to leave them alone for the next few days. It’s hard to not futz around with them because I’m down in the basement doing laundry and I get curious about them so I turn on the light and open it up. And they apparently HATE light, which is why they will stay in the bin. Other worms, I’ve read, may CRAWL OUT of the bin. Boy wouldn’t that surprise the dog. She probably would try to eat a worm that was crawling around on her floor.

Tuesday, January 31, 2006

My bro, Burrito Joe

My brother leads a charmed life. Besides having a cushy job with benefits, a swank apartment in the Bay Area, a side job doing music reviews, another side job as a freelance web designer, his own record label, and regular dj gigs, he built and runs a site called burritobot.com. Because of this site, he was interviewed by the local wacky morning dj show on a Bay Area mainstream radio station.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Sick of hearing about what you can't eat? Here's stuff you CAN eat:

The 29 Healthiest Foods on the Planet

Hm. Time to make a smoothie.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

At $100 a pop...

It may be worth it to learn how to tune a piano myself. I found some simple directions here:

http://piano.detwiler.us/




Then again, do I really have the time to sit around tuning pianos? If my kids weren’t so loud all the time maybe I’d actually hear the strings… :-)

Sunday, October 16, 2005

Casual interest

I don’t really want to be a connosieur; lord knows I’ve got too many interests already. I’d just like to have a passable knowlege for when I’m standing in the wine store not knowing what the hell to buy.

Also, I would like to know if the benefits of a daily glass of wine outweigh the negative effects of alcohol…

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Small Space decor

The thing about making-over our downstairs bathroom is that it seems like a one-person-at-a-time job, since it’s so small (you have to close the door before you sit on the toilet, otherwise it will hit your knees). Since our upstairs bathroom which was so lovingly renovated by J is the “sanctuary” bathroom, I feel like this bathroom can be the “fun” bathroom. Here’s what I’m thinking:

Method 1: strip the wallpaper, paint the walls, “Bin” the cabinets and the monstrous mirrored vanity and the side shelving. Paint over it in fun color. Replace toilet seal and toilet seat. Put in new dirt-hiding flooring: probably 12×12 vinyl self adhesive tiles in a color or pattern.




Method 2: strip the wallpaper, paint the walls, “Bin” the cabinets and REMOVE the monstrous mirrored vanity and the side shelving. Cut in built-in shelving on the side wall; hang curtain or bamboo blinds to cover. Install large flat (round?) mirror over sink. Paint walls in fun color. Replace toilet seal and toilet seat. Put in new dirt-hiding flooring: probably 12×12 vinyl self adhesive tiles in a color or pattern.




I really like method 2 but it will obviously take more time. The shower stall, too could use to be replaced but I don’t really want to get into any demolition or, horror of horrors, TILING.




Thursday, August 04, 2005

Garden Notes 2005

Usually I record these thoughts in a file on my computer, but I thought this may be a better place for them. This year was "an outdoor year" as J deemed it; we concentrated most of our home improvements on the exterior landscaping. We started with 4 cubic yards of bark mulch to replenish the mulch we laid down about three years ago. We also dismanteled our existing compost pile and spread its contents throughout the perennials in the yard. We would have liked to keep it, but the tall maples surrounding our yard keep increasing our shady areas every year, plus it seems like our yard is too small to accomodate the ideal 3-bin composting setup. We have considered getting one of those prefabricated bins, but they're not cheap.

North side bed: Johnny One-Note Daylilies
Noticing that the plants hadn't spread all that much, we dug down to the landscaping cloth we'd put down and discovered that the plants were being hindered. So we ripped out a bunch of the cloth surrounding each plant, gave it some compost and mulch. Well, that did it because the entire bed exploded with blooms this year! J was diligent about about deadheading the blooms as soon as they wilted to prolong the blooming time, and her efforts resulted in the longest flowering period we've had with them. Even so, the hot dry weather we've had this mid July cut off most of the plants before they were ready. It was advertised in White Flower Farm's catalog that these would last until October! That hasn't happened yet, but some of the plants that don't get as much sun are readying themselves for a second flowering.


Front Window Boxes
In last year's notes I wrote, "Started indoors in peat pellets in mid April. Could even wait until late April to start indoors. Set outside to harden off in Mid May. Transplant to window boxes by Memorial Day." Well, I didn't really stick to this timetable. I don't think I got seedlings transplanted until mid-June due to the August-like weather we had in May. I didn't want them to fry, since I had nursed them along from seeds under grow lights in the basement. This year I started pansies and phlox indoors from seed and they were the first to bloom. I just direct-seeded the nasturtiums into the boxes since they are so quick-growing. They are just starting to bloom now that the pansies and phlox are waning. I came across the nasturtium seed packet recently, and I might sow a few more of them to take us into the fall.

The "self watering" window boxes are working out great! I love that I can just fill up the reservoir and the roots will draw it up as needed. This is ideal for someone like me, who tends to forget to check if the soil is dry until it is too dry. I wish the pots were better looking aesthetically, otherwise I'd use them for my houseplants, too.

I must remember to pull out the pansies and plant them in the garden for an early spring second bloom. Two years ago we let the pansies go dormant right in the box and I thought they'd died because we had a pretty harsh winter. But they actually came up again the following spring.

Front Yard Garden
This is our sunniest, most care-free spot. The Cornell Pink Azaleas were beautiful in the spring as usual but they're still pretty small; must research what to do to encourage more growth. The Dwarf Kalmia (Mountain Laurel) were transplanted here as well and they're faring better than they did in the shady south side bed. Luke picked out and helped plant a red verbena that has just flourished in the northeast corner of the garden. But the nearby Gaillardia, which gave such a great showing last year, has so far not bloomed, even though it has spread. I believe that they're not getting enough sunlight because the oak tree has spread out and shades that side of the house more than it did. In fact, it's really encroaching upon the house and we may want to consider pruning it back. But to do that we're going to need to buy or borrow one of those long-arm pruners like what Anita S. has. If the Gaillardia don't put out any blooms this year we're going to have to move it in the spring. The other perennials from J's mom (Centaurae thistle and perennial phlox) have really spread out this year, putting out more blooms than ever before. And the Coreopsis has REALLY REALLY spread. We may have to dig some up next year and give it away or swap it so that it doesn't take over the whole bed.

We also have a couple of unimaginative shrubs in the front, two junipers and two of another evergreen shrubs. "Say no to 70s bushes" is J's sister's philosophy, and intellectually we agree, but then that would leave us with nothing to hang our Christmas lights on. Maybe we just need to do some drastic pruning to the low bushes. J pruned the junipers last year quite heavily and the mockingbirds refused to nest in it this year. It's also hard to part with them because without them our front yard would look completely dead in the winter. We're going to have to look for better alternatives.

We are entertaining the thought of extending the front beds out to the walkway next year. Cut down on some lawn and put in some more flowers. Of course that would mean putting down some more mulch. I could get on board with that.

Coming up, notes on: South Side Bed, Backyard Beds, the Lawn and my Container Grown Tomatoes

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

The Mother of Invention

Over the weekend, I ran out of coffee filters. Apparently I use these really specific coffee filters (unbleached brown basket-type) because I haven't been able to find them in my normal day-to-day living. It seems I have to actively seek them out, but in the meantime I've devised this method worthy of this site's name:

1) I put the kettle on with the amount of water I use, measured by the numbers on the outside of the auto-drip's carafe (which inconveniently do not directly correspond to the U.S. or metric standard).

2) I measure out and grind the coffee and place the grounds directly inside the carafe.

3) When the kettle whistles, I pour the water over the grounds and steep for a few minutes.

4) I use a fine-mesh strainer to strain the grounds as I pour it into a glass measuring cup.

5) I pour a cup of coffee and prepare according to my current coffee preferences, which recently I have had to adapt to my current non-dairy lifestyle. (No steamed milk, no half & half; instead, a combination of vanilla rice milk and a drop of the refrigerated Coffee Mate French Vanilla.

While this produces excellent coffee, superior to that which emits from the auto drip, it is what I'd call a pain in the ass. Plus, the supposed benefit of not using the tree-killing basket coffee filters is somewhat balanced by the amount of water it takes to wash the various implements this process uses. Also, the black sludge that is left in the strainer, at the bottom of the carafe, and at the bottom of the glass measuring cup is just ugly.*

What's an alchemist to do?


* The recent "Green Issue" of ReadyMade Magazine advises sprinkling used coffee grounds in houseplants as a cheap fertilizer. But how long can you do that? I've already sprinkled two days worth of coffee grounds in the relatively few houseplants I have. Maybe I'll place some in a hose sprayer bottle and water some outside plants...